June 2008
1 post
October 2007
1 post
September 1999
Third grade school journal: Oneday I woke up and I was on the edge of a cliff. I went sleep walking and I woke up right before I fell. I will climb a little more. Then I can jump off with my paracute. Then I can use my compass to find my way home. My mom won’t belive me but I’ll tell her anyways. THE END More info about bdfe
September 2007
2 posts
5-5-00
Third grade school journal: I belive animals can talk because there was a frog in my pond yesterday. My dad said “Get out!”. Then I thought I heard him say “Why should I?” Then, a few minutes later he was gone. More info about bdfe
4-25-00
Third Grade School Journal: For a crazy feild trip, we would go to the Amazon Rain Forest. Everyone got turned into a fish and got to explore the Amazon River. Then everyone got turned into rainforest animals + got to explore the rainforest. Then we went to Mount Everest + got to jump on the clouds without getting hurt. More info about bdfe
August 2007
3 posts
Age 4 or 5: This is supposed to be a newspaper, made of my own accord. More info about bdfe
5-15-00
Third grade school journal: Today when I woke up I was an animal! I jumped out of bed and crawled towrds my bathroom mirror to see what kind of animal I had turned into. I must have been pretty small, but I must have flexible too, becauce I climbed up on to my bathroom counter and then I looked into the mirror. I screamed. But my scream didn’t turn up to be a scream. It turnted out...
Third grade school journal: Don’t miss this new show!! It talks about how to stay healthy. Colds can irritate you. When you see signs that you are sick, you can’t control you! More info about bdfe
July 2007
4 posts
Fall of 1999
Third grade school journal: Fall is in the air, Fall is on the ground. Fall is the leaves the squirlls, the leaves, + the trees. Fall is for rakeingleaves, watching squirlls, and having fun. Squirlls eat the acorns, while we’re wearing sweaters. More info about bdfe
9-9-99
Third grade school journal: List everything you can think of about rain puddles, Thunder, Lightning, Gray clouds, water, wet, raincoat, umbrella, drink for plants, No outside games for kids, cold weather, Traffic, hail, Tornado, watch T.V., scared little kids, rainboots, Title waves, Earthquakes, bad day for eskamoes, whirlpool, blizzard, sharks. More info about bdfe
9-2-99
Third grade school journal: Long ago and far away there lived a cat. Her name was princess. She was named princess, well, she was a princess. Now she loved being a princess, but on the first day of school, she didn’t want to be a princess anymore.On the first day of school, every other cat called her names like Hey, perfect cat! or Hi miss perfect!. “The’re just jealus”,...
9-8-99
Third grade school journal: Once upon a time, a turtle was being held inside a turtle pound. He hated it there. One day, he decided to escape. That night, He had alot of truble escapeing. He acidintly hit his shell on one of the bars. Then after walking awhile,he came to a cliff. “There’s no other way to go. I’ll have to jump!” After going a long way down, he landed in...
4-14-99
Second grade school journal: I feel like an angel child when I am nice to people.I feel like a dragon child when people make me mad. The Detective Club Members Only Rules Only detectives can be in the club. Every Monday you TRY to find a mystery. Every Tuesday you solve the mystery you solve the mystery you found on Monday.Every Wednesday you read a Nancy Drew Book. Every Thursday you you...
June 2007
5 posts
Age 4 or 5: Translation: The gardener has a lovely garden. Along came a hungry garter snake and began to eat the tomatoes. (YUM YUM) The gardener was MAD! (Oh-no) Then he tricked the snake with a trap and a tomato. More info about bdfe
Second grade school journal:
I skipped all the way to heven.I saw my old cat Smokey.I found a gold coin on a cloud.It was alot of fun in heven.
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2-2-99
Second grade school journal:
Groundhog Day
A true story
Today General Lee woke up and went outside to look for his shadow.He looked all around, But he didn’t see his shadow. That means there will an eraly spring. If he sees his shadow, That means there will be 6 more weeks of winter.
He didn’t see his shadow, so he stayed outside to roller skate.
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12-9-98
Second grade school journal: “Write something nice about each person in the class.”
1.Erik lives on Earth.
2.Leah likes to play.
3.Nicholas is a boy.
4.Tommy draws very well.
5.Joseph pays attention to Mrs.Kinion.
6.Megan is very nice.
7.Cassie is funny.
8.Patrick is a good student.
9.Lexy is smart.
10.I, Meredith drink like a camel!
11.Jordan sits next to me.
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May 2007
4 posts
Second grade school journal: How to cook a Trukey First you go to the store. Than you go home and clean it, cook it, take it, and eat it. More info about bdfe
Monday, October 5, 1998
Second grade school journal: You look outside and see a spaceship in front of your house. Then you see 5,000 aliens coming out of it. Then you go get you go get your broom and wack them. But then they freazze. Then theay start moving backwords. Then theay go back in to the space ship. The End More info about bdfe
Wednsday, Septeber 2, 1998
Second grade school journal: My pets name is Pinky. Pinky is a flamingo. Pinky loves to lay in the sun. But her favorite thing to do is dance in the sun. I think my pet is great. More info about bdfe
Hello!
Welcome to bad day for eskamoes. bdfe is set up to be an ongoing, weekly-updated archive of my second and third grade school journals and personal diaries, as well as some occasional artwork. I’ll do my best to update every Sunday. All spelling errors are intentional and all grammar mistakes will be deliberately included. The entries tend to get more hilarious and random as time goes on, so...