Third grade school journal:
Once upon a time, a turtle was being held inside a turtle pound. He hated it there. One day, he decided to escape. That night, He had alot of truble escapeing. He acidintly hit his shell on one of the bars. Then after walking awhile,he came to a cliff. “There’s no other way to go. I’ll have to jump!” After going a long way down, he landed in a ditch. “That was close”, he thought. “Now to Africa!” He said.
Once he got to Africa, he climbed up a tall tree, pulled a knife out of his shell, and cut off all of the elephant’s tusks! It was difficult, but he did it. The he foun a lemon on the ground and ate it. Then he sold all the elphants tusks and made alot of money. It took him alot of arithmetic to figure out how much money he made. “I’ve made 1,million dollars!” He thought. Then, he walked some more until he came to a rope bridge. “I can either jump or walk across”, He thought. “I’ll walk across”. And that he did.
Then he came to a shopping place. There were lots of other animals there. Some had long necks, and some had a short neck. Some were fast and some were slow. He could get a music lesson, he could get his shell magnified, he could get his temperature checked, he could buy a drill, he could buy a fable book, or he could get his beliefs checked. Then he discovered some thing underneath him. It was a note. It said: Dear Mr. Turtle, Your wife expects you home. You better get going!
From,
Prof. Girrafe. P.S. Did you finish your jurny? Then he left The store and went home.
The End
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Second grade school journal:
I feel like an angel child when I am nice to people.I feel like a dragon child when people make me mad.
The Detective Club
Members Only
Rules Only detectives can be in the club.
Every Monday you TRY to find a mystery. Every Tuesday you solve the mystery you solve the mystery you found on Monday.Every Wednesday you read a Nancy Drew Book. Every Thursday you you look for trapdoors(and try not to fall in them). On Friday you do the same thing as you did on Wednesday.
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Age 4 or 5:
Translation:
The gardener has a lovely garden.
Along came a hungry garter snake and began to eat the tomatoes. (YUM YUM)
The gardener was MAD! (Oh-no)
Then he tricked the snake with a trap and a tomato.
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Second grade school journal:
I skipped all the way to heven.I saw my old cat Smokey.I found a gold coin on a cloud.It was alot of fun in heven.
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Second grade school journal:
Groundhog Day
A true story
Today General Lee woke up and went outside to look for his shadow.He looked all around, But he didn’t see his shadow. That means there will an eraly spring. If he sees his shadow, That means there will be 6 more weeks of winter.
He didn’t see his shadow, so he stayed outside to roller skate.
The
End
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Second grade school journal: “Write something nice about each person in the class.”
1.Erik lives on Earth.
2.Leah likes to play.
3.Nicholas is a boy.
4.Tommy draws very well.
5.Joseph pays attention to Mrs.Kinion.
6.Megan is very nice.
7.Cassie is funny.
8.Patrick is a good student.
9.Lexy is smart.
10.I, Meredith drink like a camel!
11.Jordan sits next to me.
12.Anna is cheerful.
13.Michelle wears glasses like Brianne.
14.Brianne never talks.
15.Ashley writes good.
16.Carly has a soft voice.
17.Travis is smart.
18.Chris has a twin brother named Nick.
19.Nick has a twin brother named Chris.
20.Beth is my friend.
21.Mrs. Kinion is the best teacher in the world!!!
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Second grade school journal:
How to cook a Trukey
First you go to the store.
Than you go home and clean it, cook it, take it, and eat it.
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Second grade school journal:
You look outside and see a spaceship in front of your house.
Then you see 5,000 aliens coming out of it. Then you go get you go get your broom and wack them. But then they freazze. Then theay start moving backwords. Then theay go back in to the space ship. The End
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Welcome to bad day for eskamoes.
bdfe is set up to be an ongoing, weekly-updated archive of my second and third grade school journals and personal diaries, as well as some occasional artwork.
I’ll do my best to update every Sunday. All spelling errors are intentional and all grammar mistakes will be deliberately included. The entries tend to get more hilarious and random as time goes on, so please continue visiting!
Thanks for reading!
—Meredith
(For more about Meredith, the much older and more gramatically correct version, visit her tumblelog.)
Second grade school journal:
My pets name is Pinky. Pinky is a flamingo. Pinky loves to lay in the sun. But her favorite thing to do is dance in the sun.
I think my pet is great.
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