entries of a strange childTumblr (3.0; @badday)http://badday.tumblr.com/<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/FB234HVkW9or902ay5ayx4LT_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Yep, that’s me—trying to heil a cab?” </p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More about bdfe </a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/36748645http://badday.tumblr.com/post/36748645Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:42:00 -0400<p><i>Third grade school journal:</i><br/><br/>Oneday I woke up and I was on the edge of a cliff. I went sleep walking and I woke up right before I fell. I will climb a little more. Then I can jump off with my paracute. Then I can use my compass to find my way home. My mom won’t belive me but I’ll tell her anyways.</p> <p>THE END</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a> </p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/14592036http://badday.tumblr.com/post/14592036Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:25:07 -0400<p> <i>Third grade school journal:<br/></i></p> <p>I belive animals can talk because there was a frog in my pond yesterday. My dad said “Get out!”. Then I thought I heard him say “Why should I?” Then, a few minutes later he was gone.</p> <p> <a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/12850904http://badday.tumblr.com/post/12850904Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:29:00 -0400<p><i>Third Grade School Journal:</i></p> <p>    For a crazy feild trip, we would go to the Amazon Rain Forest. Everyone got turned into a fish and got to explore the Amazon River. Then everyone got turned into rainforest animals + got to explore the rainforest. Then we went to Mount Everest + got to jump on the clouds without getting hurt.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe </a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/10494423http://badday.tumblr.com/post/10494423Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:47:33 -0400<p><i>Age 4 or 5:</i></p> <p><i>This is supposed to be a newspaper, made of my own accord.</i></p> <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/merydith/scn0003two.jpg" height="545" width="404"/></p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe </a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/9037037http://badday.tumblr.com/post/9037037Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:55:32 -0400<p><i>Third grade school journal:</i></p> <p>    Today when I woke up I was an animal! I jumped out of bed and crawled towrds my bathroom mirror to see what kind of animal I had turned into. I must have been pretty small, but I must have flexible too, becauce I climbed up on to my bathroom counter and then I looked into the mirror.<br/>     I screamed. But my scream didn’t turn up to be a scream. It turnted out to be a small, tiger-like growl. I was a baby bobcat, about 1 foot tall, which is 3 feet shorter than I really am. I guess baby bobcats don’t like showers, because when I got in, I jumped right out. After a long morning, I finally turned back into a person.</p> <p><b> THE END. </b></p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More about bdfe </a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/8445582http://badday.tumblr.com/post/8445582Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:52:03 -0400<p><em>Third grade school journal:</em></p> <p>Don’t miss this new show!! It talks about how to stay <u>healthy</u>. Colds can <u>irritate</u> you. When you see signs that you are sick, <u>you can’t control you</u>!</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/7786598http://badday.tumblr.com/post/7786598Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:45:37 -0400<p><em>Third grade school journal:</em></p> <p>Fall is in the air, Fall is on the ground. Fall is the leaves the squirlls, <strike>the leaves</strike>, + the trees. Fall is for rakeingleaves, watching squirlls, and having fun. Squirlls eat the acorns, while we’re wearing sweaters.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/7110085http://badday.tumblr.com/post/7110085Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:43:19 -0400<p><em>Third grade school journal:</em></p> <p><strong>List everything you can think of about rain</strong></p> <p>puddles, Thunder, Lightning, Gray clouds, water, wet, raincoat, umbrella, drink for plants, No outside games for kids, cold weather, Traffic, hail, Tornado, watch T.V., scared little kids, rainboots, Title waves, Earthquakes, bad day for eskamoes, whirlpool, blizzard, sharks.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/6563449http://badday.tumblr.com/post/6563449Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:31:46 -0400<p><em>Third grade school journal:</em></p> <p>Long ago and far away there lived a cat. Her name was princess. She was named princess, well, she was a princess. Now she loved being a princess, but on the first day of school, she didn’t want to be a princess anymore.On the first day of school, every other cat called her names like Hey, perfect cat! or Hi miss perfect!. “The’re just jealus”, she thought. “I’ll show them tomorrow”. But the next day was woorse. They made fun of her even more! That night, she ran away from home. “First, I have to change my name,” She thought. “How about Shag Cat, Yeah, Shag Cat, I like it”. After a year she was very hungry and very thirsty. Then one day, She arivved at the castle. “Huray!” She shouted. And even though the other cats made fun of her, She was just glad to be home!</p> <p>The End</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/5785925http://badday.tumblr.com/post/5785925Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:35:07 -0400<p><i>Third grade school journal:</i></p> <p> Once upon a time, a turtle was being held inside a turtle pound. He hated it there. One day, he decided to escape. That night, He had alot of truble escapeing. He acidintly hit his shell on one of the bars. Then after walking awhile,he came to a cliff. “There’s no other way to go. I’ll have to jump!” After going a long way down, he landed in a ditch. “That was close”, he thought. “Now to Africa!” He said. </p> <p>Once he got to Africa, he climbed up a tall tree, pulled a knife out of his shell, and cut off all of the elephant’s tusks! It was difficult, but he did it. The he foun a lemon on the ground and ate it. Then he sold all the elphants tusks and made alot of money. It took him alot of arithmetic to figure out how much money he made. “I’ve made 1,million dollars!” He thought. Then, he walked some more until he came to a rope bridge. “I can either jump or walk across”, He thought. “I’ll walk across”. And that he did. </p> <p>Then he came to a shopping place. There were lots of other animals there. Some had long necks, and some had a short neck. Some were fast and some were slow. He could get a music lesson, he could get his shell magnified, he could get his temperature checked, he could buy a drill, he could buy a fable book, or he could get his beliefs checked. Then he discovered some thing underneath him. It was a note. It said: Dear Mr. Turtle, Your wife expects you home. You better get going!<br/>From,<br/>Prof. Girrafe. P.S. Did you finish your jurny? Then he left The store and went home.</p> <h2 size="180%">The End</h2> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/5246705http://badday.tumblr.com/post/5246705Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:24:33 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p>I feel like an angel child when I am nice to people.I feel like a dragon child when people make me mad.</p> <p>The Detective Club<br/>Members Only<br/>Rules  Only detectives can be in the club.<br/>  Every Monday you TRY to find a mystery. Every Tuesday you solve the mystery <strike>you solve the mystery you found</strike> on Monday.Every Wednesday you read a Nancy Drew Book. Every Thursday you you look for trapdoors(and try not to fall in them). On Friday you do the same thing as you did on Wednesday.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/4658284http://badday.tumblr.com/post/4658284Sun, 01 Jul 2007 00:00:12 -0400<p><i>Age 4 or 5:</i></p> <p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/merydith/scan-5.jpg" align="left" height="402" width="521"/></p> <p><b>Translation:<br/></b>The gardener has a lovely garden.</p> <p><b></b>Along came a hungry garter snake and began to eat the tomatoes. (YUM YUM)</p> <p>The gardener was MAD! (Oh-no)</p> <p>Then he tricked the snake with a trap and a tomato.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/4144875http://badday.tumblr.com/post/4144875Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:38:09 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p>I skipped all the way to heven.I saw my old cat Smokey.I found a gold coin on a cloud.It was alot of fun in heven.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/3682775http://badday.tumblr.com/post/3682775Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:25:55 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p><b>Groundhog Day</b><br/>                          <u>A true</u> story<br/> Today General Lee woke up and went outside to look for his shadow.He looked all around, But he didn’t see his shadow. That means there will an eraly spring. If he sees his shadow, That means there will be 6 more weeks of winter.<br/> He didn’t see his shadow, so he stayed outside to roller skate.</p> <p>                         The<br/>                          <u>End</u></p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe.</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/3263702http://badday.tumblr.com/post/3263702Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:45:16 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal: “Write something nice about each person in the class.”</i></p> <p><br/> 1.Erik lives on Earth.</p> <p>2.Leah likes to play.</p> <p>3.Nicholas is a boy.</p> <p>4.Tommy draws very well.</p> <p>5.Joseph pays attention to Mrs.Kinion.</p> <p>6.Megan is very nice.</p> <p>7.Cassie is funny.</p> <p>8.Patrick is a good student.</p> <p>9.Lexy is smart.</p> <p>10.I, Meredith drink like a camel!</p> <p>11.Jordan sits next to me.</p> <p>12.Anna is cheerful.</p> <p>13.Michelle wears glasses like Brianne.</p> <p>14.Brianne never talks.</p> <p>15.Ashley writes good.</p> <p>16.Carly has a soft voice.</p> <p>17.Travis is smart.</p> <p>18.Chris has a twin brother named Nick.</p> <p>19.Nick has a twin brother named Chris.</p> <p>20.Beth is my friend.</p> <p>21.Mrs. Kinion is the best teacher in the world!!!</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2859005http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2859005Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:54:54 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p><u></u></p> <h1><u>How to cook a Trukey</u></h1> <p>First you go to the store.<br/>Than you go home and clean it, cook it, take it, and eat it.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe </a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2495983http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2495983Sun, 27 May 2007 00:03:38 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p>You look outside and see a spaceship in front of your house.<br/>Then you see 5,000 aliens coming out of it. Then you go get you go get your broom and wack them. But then they freazze. Then theay start moving backwords. Then theay go back in to the space ship. <u> The End </u></p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2157865http://badday.tumblr.com/post/2157865Sun, 20 May 2007 00:12:14 -0400<p>Welcome to bad day for eskamoes.</p> <p>bdfe is set up to be an ongoing, weekly-updated archive of my second and third grade school journals and personal diaries, as well as some occasional artwork.</p> <p>I’ll do my best to update every Sunday. All spelling errors are intentional and all grammar mistakes will be deliberately included. The entries tend to get more hilarious and random as time goes on, so please continue visiting!</p> <p>Thanks for reading!<br/>—Meredith</p> <p>(For more about Meredith, the much older and more gramatically correct version, visit her <a href="http://merblaine.tumblr.com">tumblelog</a>.)</p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607Sun, 13 May 2007 23:57:00 -0400<p><i>Second grade school journal:</i></p> <p>My pets name is Pinky. Pinky is a flamingo. Pinky loves to lay in the sun. But her favorite thing to do is dance in the sun.<br/>        I think my pet is great.</p> <p><a href="http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878607">More info about bdfe</a></p>http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878735http://badday.tumblr.com/post/1878735Mon, 14 May 2007 00:14:00 -0400